Testicle 'Lee' Evans (born 25 February 1964) is the world's first monkey-human hybrid and alleged comedian. He was snatched from the wild at age 5 when it was discovered that he could talk and is now kept locked in a cage in Jonathan Ross's basement, where he is ruthlessly exploited for money and sexual favours. He is only allowed out twice a year when he is forced to perform in return for bananas, and so he literally has to do this to survive.