Glenn Murphy, Jr. is the head of the Young Republicans, a group of fine, young, upstanding citizens who help America in the straightest, manliest, totally not gayest way possible. ~ Glenn at the 2007 Young Republicans National Convention Tragically, Mr. Murphy has been dragged kicking and screaming into a sex scandal by a young male whose penis inserted itself into young Glenn's supple mouth. Mr. Murphy will be spending the next two years in a special program, which gives him a special identification card for his wallet!