There exists, however, a small minority that would happily smash/plow/eat etc. and what have you the bum of our former companion. Personally, I'd like to absolutely devestate it and have wanted to since early 2010. One day I'll get around to describing, in detail, how that exact scenario would play out. Until then I'll just fap to that 30 second scene in "Not Another Happy Ending" every few days or so. If only...