"Sydney Swans" is the collective term of a gang of criminals residing in Sydney, Australia. They are wanted by authorities for the crime of masquerading as legitimate Sydney residents whilst being aliens of of another Australian state, presumably Victoria. Evidence of their crime had been scratchy, only 180 minutes of television footage taken from a duel in September 2005 (taped over by some program called "AFL Grand Final" and Teletubbies) was available, and this evidence was quickly forgotten by the rest of Sydney.