UKC was established in 1765 by a relative of the King, who originally had the site constructed as a military base/concentration camp where non-Apple users and Austrian pædophiles would be detained in Rutherford and Eliot and eventually fed to upper-classmen. The king abandoned this business endeavor when he discovered the marketing potential of advertising CCCU as a university with high employability. UKC was then taken over by Rabbi Hyman Krustofski, who transformed it into a campus which would yearly admit over 4,300 students to not go to lectures, generate renewable heat energy by queuing outside Venue for a minimum of 37 hours, and who loved to be regularly subjected to rectal examinations from Campus Watch.