Eating disorders are a source of hilarity for cool, non-hideous people. As of recent history, the medical community has been dealing with this problem, trying to answer the unsolvable question of why worthless fatties even bother trying to puke out their soullessness. Eating disorders are most common in America, as it has the least amount of worthy human flesh per capita. Scientists recommend that beautiful people should badger the fatties, making the world a more comfortable and humorous place for those of us who are totally awesome and worthwhile. National Eating Disorders Awareness Month is held annually in February to make people more aware of the advantages and benefits of eating disorders. Additionally, the public is educated on the most popular methods of exercise, caloric restricti