To Earth! is the last original song ever premiered on Mystery Science Theater 3000, shown in the second-to-last host segment of the last episode, Diabolik. Mike, Gypsy and Tom are looking forward to landing on Earth. However, Crow is frightened at the prospect of life outside the Satellite of Love, and in his fear wedged himself under the desk. However, to calm him down, Mike wrote the following song about the wonders of Earth: