Catsturbating is an effective way of preparing your cat for a huff. It increases the huffablitity of the cat, and also makes huffing a safer, more efficient practice. The technique works by weakening the cat's inhibitions, therefore making it more pleasurable for both parties. “Ahh, my daily pass time and the only thing that keeps me sane in the wee small hours of the night ” ~ Oscar Wilde on catsturbating “In Soviet Russia, kittens catsturbate you! ” ~ Yakov Smirnov on catsturbating “It's really the only good thing about being huffed. ” ~ Cats on catsturbating