The Military Commissions Act allows us to quickly and easily bring evildoers to justice. It rightfully asserts the Bush Administration's power over the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Conventions, both of which became outdated after 9/11. Passed in October of 2006, the act has successfully spawned a new source of renewable power, drawn from the spinning corpses of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America. God Bless America!