Real, Unpaid Child (C): (playing with inferior chemistry set) Wheee! This is fun! Dr. Uncyclopedia (Dr. U): (suddenly appears, grabs chemistry set out of child's hands) ...What the hell is this? (points at inferior, unfun chemistry set) What the HELL is this?! C: (looks around nervously) Wha-what? Who are you? I'm sorry! Dr. U: Let's spice things up, Uncyclopedia style. C: Wha-what are you doing in my house?? C: I don' wanna! Dr. U: (throws cigar on the ground in disgust) Kid, listen, you're either coming with me alive... OR NOT. C: Wha-what?