Alex talked about the sketchy massage parlor he goes to. Kevin and Alex discussed MineCon at length. Alex showed off the new cereal spoon that he got from Amazon, but it was actually a dildo with a spoon taped to it. Kevin and Alex talked about Rocket League, because it's awesome. Alex showed footage of 1920's baseball great Hopping Hector Homerunriguez (Eddie), the best bounce-catchman in the history of the sport.