As a young girl, Jilan (real name:Francesca La-Nina) was convinced that people in the outer colonies were infidels, much do to her father's teaching. At age seven, she attacked a homeless couple on the street. The result was her going to the home for juvenile delinquents, where she brutally tickled a poor hyper-ticklish little boy causing him to die. Not much happened for 20 years, until she met Mr. T. After some terrorist acts, she randomly sexed him up, trying to look innocent or something. She was then arrested for giving him aids, even though it was discovered he was immune and stuff. The reason why she and Mr. T is hooked up is because how he liked how sexy she was, he just wanted to get a taste of her thick red-juicy lips, thought off getting a suck on her big floppy sausage tittie