The US Navy Seals killed Osama bin Laden and dumped his body into the Indian Ocean. His soul went down to Hades. Lucifer met him at Hades' gate. Lucifer said "I've been waiting for you!" Osama said "Where is Heaven and my 86 virgins?" Lucifer said "There's none of that nonsense down here. You will not find a single virgin, let alone 86 of them." Osama said "What? That cannot be!" Lucifer said "Enough of this bull poopy! Take your shovel and head to the furnace of Hades and shovel coal into it!" Osama said "No way, man! You can kiss my Arab butt!" Lucifer reached out with his trident shaped pitchfork and zapped Osama in the butt with blue lightning. Osama said "Ouch! Knock it off!" Lucifer said "I said get to work!" and he zapped Osama again and again. Osama said "All right! All right! I ge