Hairyhaggis is a pirate on the Sage Ocean. He is currently the captain and scapegoat of the crew One oar in the water and king of the flag Tea and Strumpets. He first began his life as a pirate in October 2006. Hairyhaggis joined the crew Blazing torch as a greenie and plundered his way to officer. After some time the founding captain was struggling with the time it takes to run a crew and handed the crew over to Hairyhaggis. While doing well as a inexperienced captain, he was very happy when his hearty Hippyguru joined the crew to help him bring the crew to greatness.