NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Well, we've looked over all the finalists for the Nostalgia Chick contest, and have finally picked out our winner. Now first of all, let me thank all of you for your submissions, there's so many a-holes out there that are like "Oh, women can't be funny, they can't tell jokes!" Well you fucked 'em up the ass with this contest because there were some very, very funny videos and a lot of them made me laugh and I think they were just wonderful and I had fun watching them, so thank you for your submissions. But, enough of me yapping, let's move on to the winner.A drumroll starts upNC: And so, the winner of the Nostalgia Chick Contest is...He opens an envelope and looks at the nameNC: Holy shit! It's a three way tie between