You might think that it was a war about chocolate. Or over chocolate. Or something about chocolate. Oh, no. It was really lemons. In tea. With sugar. Oh, yes, sugar. And of course, inevitably, the sugar made all Jacovies asplode. They didn't like that. If there was a way to die, they declared, it would be being run over by a truck. Driven by My Chemical Romance. I know - you thought that MCR didn't exist. Well, now they do. G, F#, B, E, D, G, C, B, G, A, D... Black and white, Mickey Mouse, Timeless River video games. Do you have a sore throat? Yes, the roses are very pretty. Yes, and the flowers too.