Anus in Eastern Southern Northeast Northern Scotland, formerly known as Morayshire before being renamed in honour of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young who once stopped for a bacon roll at Stracathro road services, was created to fill the never-ending void between Aberdeen and Dundee. Simply made from fields of oil seed rape, it exists purely to supply Scotland with strawberries and the only time anybody ventures off the A90 is normally to watch golf at Carnoustie. Most people live in towns at least 10 miles from any other village, although any Germans are banished to a the small village of Friockheim, German for "fook 'em". The area has two main rivers, imaginitively named the North Esk and South Esk, who thought of that, although the prefixes were only added in 1986 when the Ordnance Survey dis