A philosophy that is so bizarre, rambling, and bat fuck insane that no one in their right mind can understand it. For some reason, Conspiracy Theorists hate segues and coherent trains of thought, so none of those here. In their place will be plenty of Meaningless Meaningful Words, Delusions of Eloquence, and Cromulence. May resemble an Ice Cream Koan. Compare Insane Troll Logic. Straw conspiracy theorists and granola girls the world over base their lives and beliefs around these. Examples of Word Salad Philosophy include: