I would like to take a moment, after I personally peel this banana I'm eating, to ask you to please consider asking anyone you know with a userbox which says anything more than the languages he or she speaks, in an advanced dialect of that language, so, for example, someone looking to get a translation of a foreign language document will have no idea whether they actually know the language their document is written in, to make sure that those userboxes specifically say what you would do if you were in a locked room with your national leader for fifteen minutes. Please provide explicit detail with references to particular sexual favors and/or weapons. Thank you.