Ryan Styles (Born in Toledo, Ohio - 1984) is a member of the board. He is not a frequent poster, as he prefers to read, but is noted for being an overweight emo rocker who wears eyeliner. Despite this fact, he apparently gets laid quite regularly by women who are far too hot for him, this once earned him his own thread. While the woman was not that hot (about a 3 or 4 out of 10), The Board gained a collective hard-on for her. There are also rumors that the woman in the photo is either a family member or was paid, as there is no way that the man in that photo has ever even talked to a woman.