Jose-Diego were a two-headed man from Leon. The two personalities were diametrically opposed and agreed on next to nothing. Jose, the head on the right side, was a shaved-headed, full-bearded, politically reactionary, meat-loving, pious heterosexual who controlled the extremities on the shared body's left side. Diego, the head on the left side, was a long-haired, clean-shaven, politically radical, vegetarian, atheist homosexual who controlled the shared body's right side. Many of their differences were cultivated by one just to protest the other's.