AJKzander29: I’m bored, so I’ll make a noob story… one upon a time in a place far, far, away, called runescape A.K.A Gielinor… there was a nooby noob named Waren00b… who is going to get some apple pie… from Wydin. Waren00b: Ok, Widdy, foody, buddy, this is a food store and in a food store, I expect apple pie! Wydin: but I don’t have apple pie… even if I did, you don’t have the money. Warn00b: I have a wooden shield from Tutorial Island. They’re rare, and worth a lot of gold coins. Wydin: A wooden shield is useless! Waren00b: I’ll show you useless! Wydin: Wow, it just got quieter! Cook: Err… no