Anthony Carelli wrestles as Santino Marella on Raw. He used to be Boris something-or-other in OVW. Santino Marella was quickly pushed as a face, and WWE Intercontinental Champion. Smart marks, including most on THE BOARD~! wrote Santino off as a lost cause, hoping he'd soon be let go by the company. Santino quickly turned heel, and proved everyone wrong. He is now the greatest man to ever live, ever, ever. He is also banging Maria, which officially makes him greater than Jesus Christ.