King George III was the Saddam Hussein of America. He ruled with an iron fist until World War 0 broke out. For years, British and U.S. soldiers battled for supremacy on such locales as the Delaware River, colonial Williamsburg, and the shores of Tripoli. At the decisive Battle of Geddysburg in the labyrinthine streets of the secret city created by Canadian "double agent" Geddy Lee, King George III led a massive Redcoat army against the massed forces of George Washington, leader of the American nation. The Republican army fielded by Washington crushed the tyrant's forces. King George III himself was captured, tried, and convicted, but he mysteriously vanished from his cell on the night of his execution. Prime suspects in the jailbreak of the convict king include Cylons, aliens, and Carmen S