Midget Tossing was invented im Tiverton, England, during the year 1207 A.D. It was considered a legend at a time, but it wasn't a legend. It's true! It was invented by an English knight named William Tosser. This man came up with the idea when the English were in long-term conflicts with the French, and therefore William Tosser decided to come up with a theory that involved tossing French midgets. He began using this idea when he sneaked into a French Embassy one night, and he saw a midget. That midget's name was none other than...Kim Jong' Il.... Nobody honestly knew that Kim Jong' Il was a midget, until the past. It clearly doesn't make sense, but Kim Jong' Il was a midget at the time because he was still a little boy. But even though Kim was just a little boy, William Tosser decided to