Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton (seasons 1-7). File:MichaelScott 6980.jpg * Aesop Amnesia: Has a mind-boggling ability to completely forget practically every lesson he ever learns almost immediately. This finally starts to turn around when Steve Carell made his decision to leave The Office. * Bunny Ears Lawyer: He's the single most successful salesman in Dunder-Mifflin history, and every time we see him make a sale, he is incredibly good at pitching and selling the company's service and has a great rapport with almost all of his clients. This is why corporate had him promoted to Regional Manager, a position which he seemed to have been a perfect fit on paper, but is largely incapable of doing properly. * Due to (or despite) his strange and distracting managerial s