This is the script for Simon Says Doom as of November 27, 2001. SIMON SAYS "DOOM" #27b Record, Revision 1 By Courtney Lilly FADE IN: INT. SKOOL—DAY Ms. Bitters lectures to a bored classroom. MS. BITTERS And fire consumed the whole of the town—all because of another careless cow. Mr. Elliot pokes his head into the class. Bitters fumes. MR. ELLIOT Hi Ms. Bitters. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm here to talk to the kids. MS. BITTERS Make it quick! You have one minute. Ms. Bitters whips out a menacing electronic timer. It starts ticking down from sixty seconds. MR. ELLIOT Great! Hi kids. I'm Mr. Elliot and I'm here to talk to you about the "Bee A Good Neighbor" program. It's for taking care of orphans, and we could really use some volunteers! Whaddaya say? Huh? (there's no response) You ge