A moron is a special kind of elementary particle. The moron is classified as massless and with a spin of "dizzying". Morons are thought to normally travel at the speed of light, though it is possible to render them inert and motionless by passing them near cold beer. In String Theory, Morons are believed to be composed of Dubliner cheese and are believed to be the messenger particle which represents unity (one unit) of the weak force Stupid, hence are the elementary particle of negative information.