..."Alif! Lam! Mim! If ye think I have come to divulge and wax about prudes or prunes, think ye again! I speak of the law! Allah's law is not only one of the laws of the universe, it is *the law*. The law was given by Allah, and hence he decided to name it after himself, many years ago, when he was busy revealing himself and his ways to Muhammad Jehovah claims to have discovered it first, but there are no surviving witnesses to corroborate this, only a filthy pagan new-age cult who call themselves the Jehovah's Witnesses. My message to them: Do not spend all of your time looking at the sky for Jehovah - ye will not find him there, for Allah hath smited him, and ye will go blind, assuming ye have not followed the example of sinful Onan already. Whatsoever ye read in the Qu'ran, that is the