Interviewer: Hello, everybody, my name is Gregory Abraham VII. I'm here today with abcdef farts and I'm going to be asking him a rather simple question - whether he likes apples or bananas better. So far, the score is 0 to 0 but by the end of this week, I should have a rather decent score that will show which fruit is preferred by the general public. Alright, so here we go . . . abcdef farts, do you like apples better or bananas better? Interviewer: Uh . . . so I'm guessing you don't like vegetables either, huh? Interviewer: Well, that seems rather -