The polar opposite of the Casanova Wannabe, this character has a long list of conquests and can bend any woman to his will -- even though there's absolutely nothing attractive about him. In fact he's a total sleaze and/or looks like a baboon and/or treats women like garbage. Sensible, self-respecting women may scoff, but if so he'll pull a clever come-on line on them or practice his patented stare on them and they'll be suckered in just enough to be proven wrong. Due to Most Writers Are Male, Kavorka Woman is extremely rare. Has nothing to do with I Cannot Self-Terminate.