The Ancient Order of the VHS are the main antagonists of The Last Laserdisc Player. They are a group of men whose job it is to protect the VHS. The leaders, SP and LP, first appear in the library, telling Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost that they should use VHS instead of laserdisc players. They appear again in the basement, preventing the Librarian from giving Mordecai and Rigby the last laserdisc player, because they aren't using VHS. They are about to destroy the laserdisc player, when the Guardians of Obsolete Formats stop them. They eventually get defeated by the Guardians and by the Librarian, whose true form is a supernatural crystalline creature known as the Laserdisc Guardian. For some reason, almost every single member has some form of facial hair and a variety of o