Squid Jesus is the holy figure of Christianity who appears before Granny Cuyler in the form of squid. In early episodes, it appeared he was a hallucination of Granny's senility rather than an actual character. However, he is real and in "Velvet Messiah", a montage of some of his appearances to Granny is shown along with a scene where God asks why he even appeared to her in the first place. Jesus answers "She snapped a hip...!" and God says "You know they don't have bones." Jesus, who is currently in squid form, answers "I know that now!"