HOTDARP stands for "Hair of the Dog Assistance Recovery Program. It is a financial rescue program which functions on the economic principle that another bottle of whiskey will cure your hangover. (ie A Hair of the Dog what bit you.) The Greatest President, having stated that "Wall Street got drunk" on an overabundance of free credit, has in his infinite wisdom, injected $800 billion of free credit in order to cure the Credit Crunch and subsequent Crisis. ~ Esteban Colberto and his team of "Mexican" crack economists Premios de la Economia 2008 (translated)