THIRD DECREE OF THE THIRD MIDGET MASTER III: Founding of the Midget Nation-in-Exile * The Midget Empire is hereby renamed the Midget Nation-in-Exile. * The Midget Nation-in-Exile, like the Midget Empire, is ruled by the Midget Master. * The Midget Master holds absolute power in the Midget Nation-in-Exile. * A Decree of the Midget Master (such as this one) may not be lawfully challenged or disobeyed, unless by the terms of a later decree. * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby reaffirms the eternal alliance with the Footballers of Rushy Meadow Primary School (first made in June 2006). * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby issues a formal apology for the hostile actions taken by the Midget Army in April 2003 against them to the Push Bench Gang. * The Midget Nation-in-Exi