The Weekly World News is the most controversial, subversive, and critically acclaimed newspaper in America. Ruthlessly accurate, it has broken more stories of government scandals than any other paper currently retailing for $73.45 a year. Famous people who have worked for the paper include Jimmy Carter, Jimi Hendrix, and your mom. The headquarters of this "newspaper of record" are located in a concrete building in Seattle labeled "Mort Saltzberg-Steinowitz and Sons Accounting" (see notes). The paper's motto is "Dedicated to accuracy, for the right price."