Whenever a Great American is raptured to sit with The Baby Jesus, the faithful who are left behind to commemorate the dearly departed in a most appropriate manner. The Republican Commemoration Research Center (RCRC) was created to insure only the best and most deserving Americans get their names on the most glorifyingly American shrine. Senior Fellow Elizabeth Dole has recently suggested an AIDS memorial to be named after the great AIDS advocate, Jesse Helms. Please review the projects coming down RCRC's pike, or suggest your own.