Dear Pircalmo Your enthusiasm and willingness to persevere in the face of stark adversity has never failed to impress me. The arrogant pitfalls of the prodigal will never plague you, a boon that will see you through your future endeavours. You will need: -The chitin of a hoarvor, for resilience against adversity. -Five torchbug thoraxes, that auspicious number. -A heartwood fragment, as an anchor. Your (former) teacher, Telenger