DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER could quite possibly be in the running for the worst fanfiction to ever exist in this world. It is truly a special kind of awful in a way that not even MY IMMORTAL could hope to be. Reading DAVE STDIDER is a feeling comparable to getting a colonoscopy performed on you with a cactus. Basically, it's really, really bad. Written by Xx X Cascadaer Xx X, this story combines.. -Pokémon -Homestuck -Super Mario Bros -Pirates of the Caribbean -The Legend of Zelda ...And more. FAR more. The worst part? It's a month old, already 10 chapters long, and STILL UPDATING.