looming pumpkin shortage * denial * anger * depression * pie Tim Russert hired Blackwater so his head isn't used as a centerpiece Pumpkin Riots of 1923 patrick Stanton feed his sick mother flaming bag of doggy doo pumpkin juice ran in the streets still don't know the number who were gourd siouxfallshistoricalsociety.org? Image:StephenHead1.png Image:GetColbertFamily.jpg The War On Halloweenneeds to be ColbertizedPlease watch and take notes fromthe correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!