What if I told you Jesus was Jewish? It's true! He was as Jewish as anyone who ever Jewed. He honored the Sabbath, ate kosher, and studied the Hebrew Scriptures closely. Also, he was circumcised, but we're not here to talk about his Sanctified Penis. No, there will be plenty of other occasions for that. I'm going to tell you kids the story of what happened to Jesus one magical Hanukkah night. Then he dropped a major blasphemy bomb: Happy Chrismukkah! . . . . . It all started New Year's Day, Year 1 AD. 8-day-old Baby Jesus still had his foreskin, and it was very, very itchy......