We made sure you cleaned your plate and immunized you up to date. We signed you up to learn Karate and trained you to sit on the potty. We taught you how to turn the other cheek, And we played 'I stand alone' 'till you fell asleep. We showed you how to run the board whenever we play live. For that gig in Laurence, Kansas, we taught you how to drive. We paid for 8 years of lessons on keyboards, So I could smoke a little mother nature before the first encore.