Out to be Badass, are you? Well, it's not as easy as it looks. Honestly, it's really not. But it is fun. 1. * Get a trenchcoat, or any other long coat that billows in the wind. 2. * Learn to control the wind at least well enough to get it to blow your coat around. Failing that, always appear on windy days or get a portable fan. 3. * Be as cool as possible. As a matter of fact, be cooler than humanly possible. And then some. 4. * Don't let anything faze you. Especially not multiple fatal injuries. 5. * Don't feel any pain from being set on fire. If you do feel pain, you're not trying hard enough. 6. * Learn to be angsty. You don't have to be angsty (see point 16), just make sure you know how. 7. * Minor in asskicking. 8. * Stop shaving. 9. * Come u