The Bavarian Order of the Spork is an award given by the Bavarian Illuminati to recognize good sportsmanship, dedication to sporkishness, going two weeks or more without a shower, a bad case of carbs, opposing Oprah and defending Scientology, opposing Scientology and defending Oprah, and/or faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Also for any reasons the Illuminati want. Their ways are mysterious.