Beard Samuelson is a 76 year old who claims he can still go with anyone on the roster. He is very old so he sleeps a lot, even through fires. He is actually quite endurant and flexible for his age, being able to kick his own head. He placed 2nd in the EP1 Treadmill Challenge and out of the Top 3 in the Art of Wrestling Challenge. His most famous series of matches was Episode 3's Delaware Dumb Enough Deathmatch Tournament where he sustained huge amounts of pain to win the tournament. This put him over big time with fans of the show.