The Dirdy Firdy Author's Note: I've decided to pass the time with a one-shot with everyone's favorite couple, Phinbella! Unfortunely, they'll be both subjected into the most unlikely parody ever conceived: John R. Dilworth's The Dirdy Birdy. In this story, the roles are reversed with Isabella as the crush and Phineas as the crushee. Enjoy the madness of love.... _ P&F Fanon Presents.... "THE DIRDY FIRDY" As she continued, Phineas climbed up on the branch, surprising the girl. "Oh," she said. "Hi, Phineas." "Whatcha' doing?" he asked, completely stealing her catchphrase. "Nothing." _ "Gah!" The End _