With the traditions of Pagan Rome declining due to the introduction of the Church of Scientology, namely by Russell Crowe's Gladiator and Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible II, Bill Gates suffered tense resistance against the introduction of Windows® BC™ in to the eastern provincial market. Due to this resistance Bill Gates hired a team of actors, under the leadership of William Shakespeare, to act their way into the Church of Scientology's sub-monastery, the Ministry of Defence. With this covert operation, pending it finally occurred to Gates to patent his product Windows® BC™ before it was stolen by the rising star of Moon Macrosystems, a division of Sun Microsystems. Now, by 242 B.C. Bill Gates had secured his prominent monopoly in the computer and software industry of Rome and all its pr