Hams who chew microphones instead of scenery. * I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cuz I'm sailin' on a boat! * LIKE A BOSS. * THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW * A lot of rock frontmen have this sort of stage persona. * David Lee Roth is probably the best example. * So much he gets his own soundboard. * I see your David Lee Roth and raises you Scott Weiland. That's not including his concerts, where the dancing gets more over-the-top and he does stuff like getting naked onstage, dandyman suits, etc.. * When Axl Rose fans bash you for being too hammy, you know you've reached an entirely new level of ham. * Speaking of which, Axl Rose: "YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE