Some say that Ingredient X is made by the intelligent designer while others (those with more brain cells than an eggplant) agree that only one person on this earth knows exactly how to produce Ingredient XL. He will remained un-named. Mostly because if we told you, he would kill subject us to his selective employment plan. For the purposes of this article, he will be referred to as Dr P.Despite this, it is not common knowledge why this information is kept secret. Rumors say that this is to stop competing companies stealing this ingredient and producing it for themselves. This is in fact utter tripe. The truth is far more controversial.