Driscoll: C'mon everybody! Back across the log! All the sailors rush back onto the log when Kong grabs it. Driscoll: Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster! Kong begins shaking the log. The sailors grab on, but two fall off. Fallen #1: Great. So much for my new shiiiiiiirt! Fallen #2 (Charlie): Lumpy! Help me! Lumpy: Hold on Charlie! Let me me this stone out of my boot. Charlie lets go and falls. Lumpy: NOOOOOOOO! (He shakes his boot off) Kong continues shaking. Denham grabs his camera and starts filming. Driscoll: HOW THE **** CAN YOU THINK OF FILMING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!! Denham: Oh, *@#*$&#@!!! Ann: Kelly???